Wednesday December 19, 2018

Archive for the ‘Moron’ Category

Texas burglar bleeds to death in home he targeted: police

A Texas man thwarted his own burglary attempt Tuesday evening after bleeding to death inside the home he had broken into, police said. The homeowner found 28-year-old Javier Tellez Jr. dead inside their El Paso home. Investigators determined the man had slashed his arms on the broken window and died from loss of blood.  More…

Democrat apologizes for calling Tennessee Republicans racist and ‘uneducated’

A Tennessee Democrat newly elected to the House of Representatives has apologized for saying the state is racist and most residents who voted Republican are uneducated. London Lamar, who ran uncontested in Tennessee’s House District 91, made the remarks in a 15-minute video posted to Facebook after last week’s midterm election.  More…

Heathen eats soup directly from supermarket hot bar

A grocery store shopper has gone viral for his less than appetizing — and unhygienic — way of eating soup. The man was recorded by a fellow shopper at an unnamed grocery store taking a sample of soup from the hot bar straight from the ladle.  More…

James Bond set for a makeover as author turns him into a politically correct buffoon

The image of a smooth-talking, chain-smoking and sexist James Bond may be a thing of the past as the latest 007 novel gives him a politically-correct makeover. Author Anthony Horowitz has revealed the new book Trigger Mortis has been amended for “modern readers” and contains for the first time an ‘outspoken’ gay friend.  More…

Woman impaled while trying to climb fence at US-Mexico border

A mother attempting to climb over a fence on the US-Mexico border fell and was impaled on a steel bar in front of her children, officials said. The 26-year-old woman from Guatemala pierced her side and buttocks when she landed on pieces of rebar Friday night near the San Ysidro Port of Entry, in San Diego.  More…

Woman finds her diamond before proposal and ‘ring shames’ herself

A soon-to-be fiancée was slammed online after she discovered her engagement ring in her boyfriend’s belongings and complained about it on Facebook — before the proposal even happened. “Ewwwww. Self shame Friday here I come,” she wrote. “Found this in the BF’s nightstand. Not a fan.”  More…

The moment teens hurled a pole through a synagogue window

Startling video shows a group of teens hurl a metal pole through a Brooklyn synagogue window while congregation members were observing the Sabbath inside.  More…

Stormy Daniels’ Attorney Michael Avenatti Arrested for Felony Domestic Violence

Michael Avenatti, who became famous for representing Stormy Daniels in her battle with President Trump, has been arrested for felony domestic violence … law enforcement sources tell TMZ. Our law enforcement sources say Avenatti was arrested Wednesday after an ex girlfriend filed a felony domestic violence report. TMZ was told her face was "swollen and bruised."  More…

Meet the kneeling 49ers cheerleader

The cheerleader who took a knee during the national anthem has done so again, and she has been revealed as Kayla Morris. The San Francisco 49ers cheerleader went viral in early November after kneeling in support of NFL player protests against police brutality and racial injustice.  More…

CNN’s Jim Acosta is banned from the White House

CNN White House correspondent Jim Acosta has been denied access to the White House after getting into a heated shouting match with President Donald Trump and pulling a mic away from a female aide at a press conference. A Secret Service agent denied Acosta entry to the White House grounds on Wednesday evening, and revoked his ‘hard pass’, the long-term press pass issued to the White House press corps.  More…

Alec Baldwin demoted to Saturday by ABC amid arrest, low ratings

ABC quietly announced on Election Night that “The Alec Baldwin Show” would move from its prestigious timeslot on Sunday evenings to a less desirable Saturday night spot, amid disappointing ratings and negative media attention surrounding the hot-headed thespian.  More…

Convenience Store Robbed by Pug

A Texas woman wearing an oversized pug’s head costume yesterday robbed a Houston convenience before leading cops on a vehicle chase that ended with her arrest, police report. According to investigators, Colleen Dickens, a 30-year-old mother of two, robbed a Stripes store of cigarettes and $10 in cash Thursday morning.  More…

San Francisco 49ers cheerleader takes a knee before game against Raiders

The national anthem protests took an unprecedented turn in Santa Clara on Thursday when a cheerleader for the San Francisco 49ers took a knee. This took place ahead of the team’s game against the Oakland Raiders at Levi’s Stadium. It’s believed she’s the first cheerleader to protest this way.  More…

Alec Baldwin released from police custody after parking spot punch

Alec Baldwin didn’t say a word as he was released from custody with a summons for assault and harassment over a parking spot. “What kind of example are you setting for your kids with your little temper tantrum?” asked a Post reporter. “Can’t you afford a garage at this point with all the money you make?” Baldwin, for once, kept his mouth shut.  More…

Alec Baldwin arrested for punching driver over parking spot

The Bloviator strikes again! Notorious hothead Alec Baldwin slugged a driver in the face when the motorist pulled in to park at a spot that was being held for Baldwin, cops said.  More…