Monday August 21, 2017

Archive for the ‘Moron’ Category

Chick-fil-A patrons trash restaurant over cold nuggets

A pair of Chick-fil-A customers in Florida were unsatisfied with their local restaurant’s service — so they decided to trash the place on their way out.  More…

Airport worker ‘punches’ man holding baby after delay complaint

This is the shocking moment an airport worker was pictured appearing to punch a passenger holding a baby after he complained about a 13-hour delay on an easyJet flight.  More…

YouTube Daredevil Pleads Guilty in Death-Defying Jumps Off Orange County Buildings, Cliffs

A 28-year-old man known as the masked thrill-seeker “8booth,” notorious for videos of his death-defying leaps off buildings and cliffs in Laguna Beach and Newport Beach, was sentenced Friday to probation, community service and a day in Orange County Jail after pleading guilty to four misdemeanors.  More…

Teen says tattoo covering half his face is making it hard to find work

Mark Cropp was hoping to find work after his release from prison but said the giant tattoo saying “DEVAST8” that covers half of is face has put off potential employers.  More…

Bank exec busted shoplifting from Whole Foods using baby stroller

An executive at a billion-dollar investment bank was busted at the Tribeca Whole Foods for shoplifting $210 in goods — which he allegedly tried to sneak out in his children’s stroller, court records revealed. Jordan Lupu, 42, was spotted by store security and busted by cops Feb. 5 as he was leaving the high-end supermarket on Greenwich Street, just a few blocks from his $3?million home.  More…

George Lopez hates cops

George Lopez has a message for President Trump: “Deport the police.” The comedian wrote on Instagram, “The Trump administration is deporting Latinos to make the streets safer… You wanna make the streets safer deport the police.”  More…

Yale dean who called people ‘white trash’ to be replaced

The Yale University dean criticized for posting Yelp reviews that called people “white trash” is leaving her position. June Chu, the dean of Yale’s residential Pierson College, had been placed on leave after her controversial postings surfaced. The report didn’t say if she had resigned voluntarily or been fired.  More…

Woman throws ‘lucky’ coins into engine, delays flight

Bad weather, crowded skies and military drills…and now add coin-tossing to the growing list of reasons for China’s notorious flight delays. Police took away an 80-year-old woman Tuesday after fellow passengers reported that she was throwing coins at the plane’s engine during boarding of a China Southern Airlines flight.  More…

TSA agent caught stealing cash from luggage at Orlando International Airport

A TSA employee was arrested after he was caught on video stealing cash from a bag going through screening at Orlando International Airport, Orlando police say.  More…

Guy tries to get rid of bees with fireworks, burns down garage

A knucklehead tried to use fireworks to get rid of the bees taking up residence in his garage — but ended up burning down the entire structure instead.  More…

How playboy tennis legend Boris Becker lost it all

Boris Becker had it all — six grand-slam tennis titles, models hanging off his arm and luxury houses all over the world. At the height of his career, the German ace had amassed a reported $63 million in prize money and sponsorships, but now the man once known as “Boom Boom” for his ferocious serve has gone from boom boom to bust.  More…

Johnny Depp Flirts With Idea of Trump Assassination

The actor Johnny Depp is the latest American entertainment figure to suggest the killing of President Trump. Speaking on Thursday at the Glastonbury arts festival in southwest England, Mr. Depp asked the audience, “When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?” The words were being interpreted as an allusion to the assassination of President Abraham Lincoln by John Wilkes Booth, an actor, in 1865.  More…

Schwarzenegger says you can have four Hummers and still save planet

Arnold Schwarzenegger has four Hummers and likes nothing better than getting up at 5am to ride his Harley Davidson to the beach for breakfast. Yet "The Terminator" star insists that should not stop him being an environmental evangelist.  More…

Texting lady tumbles through open sidewalk doors

Terrifying video captures the moment a woman flipped over open sidewalk cellar doors in New Jersey — and plunged six feet into the basement below. The unidentified 67-year-old woman was walking down a street in Plainfield, N.J. around noon on Thursday when she approached the open doors. But instead of turning to avoid them, she kept walking and toppled head-first over the wide-open grate, video shows.  More…

Gloria Allred gets booted from Bill Cosby trial

First time in a courtroom, Gloria? Celebrity attorney Gloria Allred — who has repped several Bill Cosby accusers, including one who testified this week — was booted from the comedian’s criminal sex assault trial Wednesday because her cellphone rang in the courtroom.  More…