Sunday September 23, 2018

Archive for the ‘Moron’ Category

Man wanted for urinating on flags at veterans cemetery

Massachusetts cops are hunting for a man they say urinated on several American flags at a veterans cemetery — after an “outraged” witness posted pictures of the vile act. George Gatteny, of Somerville, said he spotted the suspect among a group of people Sunday at a World War II memorial in the Somerville Veterans Cemetery.  More…

Weatherman caught ‘faking’ battle to stay on his feet during storm as two men are spotted casually walking behind him

Al Sharpton takes shot at Trump at Aretha Franklin’s funeral

The Rev. Al Sharpton took a jab at President Trump on Friday — saying he needs a lesson in respect after referring to Aretha Franklin as someone “who used to work for me” immediately after her passing.  More…

Thief electrocuted by subway rail while running from cops

A would-be Park Slope purse-snatcher accidentally gave himself the death penalty Saturday night, when he ran onto subway tracks to escape cops — and was electrocuted by the third rail.  More…

Asia Argento denies sexual assault tale, says payoff was Anthony Bourdain’s idea

Asia Argento said Tuesday that she never had “any sexual relationship” with a man who accused her of molesting him when he was a minor, and that her former boyfriend, the late Anthony Bourdain, urged her to agree to a financial settlement to end the accuser’s “long-standing persecution” of her.  More…

Asia Argento accused of paying hush money to silence sexual assault allegations

Actress and director Asia Argento, a leading voice in the #MeToo movement, quietly paid hundreds of thousands of dollars to her own sex assault accuser — a former child actor who once played Argento’s son.  More…

‘Mystery high school pooper’ to receive more than $100K from district

The “Pooperintendent of Schools” accused of repeatedly defecating on school property will receive more than $100,000 from his district in New Jersey until he resigns.  More…

Inside the bitter divorce war between billionaire exes

In one corner of the battle is financial titan Bill Gross, who founded PIMCO — the Pacific Investment Management Co. — and built a fortune valued this week by Forbes at $1.5 billion.  More…

Lemonade stand shut down by police in Rhode Island

Rhode Island officials have shut down a children’s lemonade stand at Newport’s famed Cliff Walk, citing a local ordinance. The children weren’t charging for the lemonade Sunday, but were accepting donations. A police officer was captured on video saying they couldn’t sell lemonade at that location.  More…

‘Roseanne’ Star Sandra Bernhard: Women Who Support Trump Unable To Think For Themselves

Sandra Bernhard talks to MSNBC’s Ari Melber about reprising her role as Nancy Bartlett Thomas on the reboot of popular sitcom ‘Roseanne’ and the role Trump plays in dividing the family. Bernhard said a lot of women have "compromised" and "given in" by getting married and unfortunately "don’t have the luxury to think for themselves." She said these women must be "under the thumb" of their husbands.  More…

Man who harassed Yellowstone bison arrested, caused chaos all week

An Oregon man who was caught on video harassing a bison in Yellowstone National Park was arrested in Glacier National Park in the third disturbance in less than a week at a national park, officials said Friday.  More…

New Jersey school chief resigns after he’s outed as mystery pooper

A New Jersey superintendent has resigned from his six-figure job after being outed as the mystery pooper who defecated on a “daily basis” at a local high school, the local school board announced.  More…

Papa John’s stock dips on report that founder John Schnatter used n-word

Papa John’s founder and chairman John Schnatter allegedly made racist comments during a May conference call in which he said “Colonel Sanders called blacks n—–s” and never faced a backlash, according to Forbes, which first reported the incident.  More…

Cops say man arrested after hurling drink at teen wearing MAGA hat

The man accused of hurling a drink in the face of a Texas teen inside a Whataburger restaurant and then stealing the 16-year-old’s “Make America Great Again” hat was arrested Thursday, officials said. San Antonio Police identified the suspect late Thursday as 30-year-old Kino Jimenez.  More…

Man stabs himself to death after thinking his vest was ‘stab-proof’

A British man who believed he was wearing a “stab-proof vest” died after he took a knife to his own chest, local newspaper Teesside Gazette reported Saturday, citing an investigation into his death.  More…