Tuesday January 23, 2018

Archive for the ‘Silly’ Category

Ikea offers discount if you pee on their new ad

Ikea’s latest magazine ad in Sweden is causing a splash thanks to its revolutionary built-in pregnancy test, which expectant mothers can claim for a discount on cribs. The ad uses a similar technology to your standard pregnancy test, but rather than yes or no symbols showing up, the page will give you a coupon for discounted cribs if you’re pregnant.  More…

Hilarious pictures show irony at its best

Whether these are staged or little more than a coincidence, these perfectly-timed snaps are so ironic it’s hard to believe they’re real. A new online gallery has emerged, showing situations which are so contrary it’s hard to believe they really happened.  More…

At 95, Betty White swears by vodka and hot dogs

Betty White is making it to her 96th birthday with the help of booze and a barbecue staple. The actress told Parade that her secret to a long, happy and healthy life is vodka and hot dogs, “probably in that order.”  More…

Snaps capture dogs who really hate having a bath

We all enjoy a soak in the bath at the end of a long, stressful day – but the same can’t be said for dogs. From the pooch snapped clinging by its claws to the edges of the bath to try and avoid the water, to the haunted expression of another that knows it has a date with the scrubbing brush, it’s hard not to to feel a little sorry for these soap-dodging dogs.  More…

Hilarious shop signs at stores prove retail workers have the best sense of humor

Channeling their inner comedians, these store clerks have decorated their goods with hilarious signs and posters. Ranging from pop culture references to the Matrix and the Simpsons, these signs spotted across the USA are certainly creative.  More…

Woman just doesn’t get that she’s not in a Burger King

An unnamed woman was recorded calling a Taco Bell employee racist for not letting her order french fries. The video, reportedly taken in an unidentified US Taco Bell restaurant, shows a possibly drunk woman looking up at the menu while trying to order a medium-size french fries at the counter.  More…

The most cringe-worthy holiday cards revealed

Receiving a holiday card is supposed to be a festive treat – and perhaps even a sweet reminder of just how much your loved ones are thinking of you during the holiday season. However, for some, it seems that creating a Christmas card actually serves as more of an opportunity to show off their unique sense of humor, and generally let their freak flags fly.  More…

Firefighter axed for bringing watermelon to station

A probie Detroit firefighter was axed for “offensive and racially insensitive” behavior for gifting a watermelon to his new firehouse, which is mostly made up of black members, according to a report. The rookie, 41-year-old Robert Pattison, brought the fruit topped with a pink bow to the Engine 55 firehouse on Sept. 30 – and quickly offended some African-American firefighters.  More…

Tucker Carlson Debates Canada Liberal Party Leader on Ontario LGGBDTTTIQQAAP Training for Teachers

Tucker Carlson reported that Canadian teachers in one part of Ontario are being forced to attend a “LGGBDTTTIQQAAP” training session. Former Canadian Liberal Party President Stephen LeDrew said no one generally goes by the acronym “LGGBDTTTIQQAAP” but instead simply “LGBTQ.”  More…

Katie Couric in 2012: Lauer ‘pinches me on the ass a lot’

Five years before NBC axed Matt Lauer amid allegations of sexual misconduct, former “Today” show anchor Katie Couric addressed her longtime co-host’s most “annoying” habit. Couric, 60, revealed Lauer, 59, got touchy with her behind during the show’s “Plead the Fifth” segment. “He pinches me on the ass a lot,” Couric said.  More…

Restaurant won’t remove controversial Caitlyn-Bruce bathroom signs

Despite online backlash, a Dallas restaurant has no plans to remove the photos of Caitlyn Jenner and Bruce Jenner it uses to distinguish between the women’s and men’s restrooms. Dodie’s Place Cajun Bar & Grill said “We believe that political correctness has done more to silence rather than encourage important discussions that our society probably needs to have.”  More…

Colin Kaepernick Mocked By Univ. Of Nevada Reno Cop at Halloween Party

The Chief of the University of Nevada, Reno Police Dept. — where Colin Kaepernick went to school — is apologizing for an officer who mocked the QB at a Halloween party. The officer in hot water is Antonio Gutierrez — who wore a Kaepernick jersey with a "Will stand for food" sign … while sporting an afro wig and a fake nose in an effort to make fun of the QB.  More…

Ellen gets slammed for tweet about Katy Perry’s breasts

Comedian and daytime talk show host Ellen DeGeneres is receiving some backlash from fans after a joke about Katy Perry was taken as sexist. “Happy birthday, @KatyPerry! It’s time to bring out the big balloons!” the star wrote over an image of her gawking, mouth agape, at Perry’s breasts.  More…

George H.W. Bush clarifies why he touches women’s butts

President George H.W. Bush explained on Wednesday why he has occasionally touched woman’s butts during photo ops. “At age 93, President Bush has been confined to a wheelchair for roughly five years, so his arm falls on the lower waist of people with whom he takes pictures,” the statement read.  More…

Amazing dog with ridiculously long tongue breaks world record

Mochi “Mo” Rickert, an eight-year-old St. Bernard from South Dakota, has set a new record with a tongue measuring a whopping 7.3 in in length. Her owner says she is regularly stopped in the street by strangers keen to grab a photo with the slobbery pet.  More…